Kriss Kristofferson Kringle

At a Christmas party today someone suggested that Kris Kristopherson is none other than Kriss Kringle (Father Christmas), that his initials were KKK, and his favourite movie is White Christmas… if you get my (snow) drift…

His mother, the dirty bugger…

I can’t remember where I heard this, but apparently the Nazis invented the Christmas tree bauble. It was a misguided and collective attempt at showing solidarity for Hitler and his unfortunate testicular shortcomings.

Glamour

A friend told me that if you know the right pages to go to in Glamour magazine there are coded mind control lessons.

2012

Apparently, the International Olympic Committee has announced that the London 2012 Olympics will be the first to host the new event of Post-Modern Triathlon, featuring the disciplines of Robot Wars, Blow Jobs, and Ebaying.

Deviant

I recently heard that future, earth-shaman, drone band Samekhmem are made entirely of anti-matter and that an anti-Samekhmem exists in a tangent universe

Radio Gaga

It has been PROVEN that Lady Gaga is absolutely, definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, NOT a radio-controlled, Illuminati meat-puppet. Any similarity between any iconography and gestures associated with the FAME graduate that appear to contain arcane references to Masonic conspiracies or lizard cults is purely coincidental.

Giant imaginary nuptial ritual

I heard a rumour that during the royal wedding ‘rehearsal’ Kate Middleton was actually secretly married to Prince Harry because the royal bloodline needed a boost of outsider genes.

The lizard beast beneath Westminster needed nourishment, so they had to stage a massive sham wedding the next day so that it could feed of the mob hysteria.